- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
- What do you call a man with a rubber toe? Roberto.
- I’m praying for the calendar because... its days are numbered.
- What did the buffalo say when his son left? Bison!
- Why does the chicken coop have only two doors? Because if it had four, it’d be a chicken sadan!
- Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No, I got them all cut.
- I’ll call you later. Don’t call me later, call me Dad.
- I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.
- What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
- What do you call a fat psychic? A four-chin teller.
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